前言：因果周刊旨在以专栏形式向您及时传递关于因果的趣闻、互动以及正在做的事情，让没有第一时间看直播的人不留遗憾，本次为双语周报，希望大家能看的满意，并多多一键三联。

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3.30 乐器修理回——这次一定要把吉他修好

Repair of musical instrument——the guitar must be mended this time

直播开始，先是简单地闲谈。从Lemon Pie到和Niniko一起袭击Paryi妈妈，再到一段脱口而出的恋口上，甚至不小心放出了nano抱着自己的弔图（不是）。今天一定要把吉他修好！（给剪刀桑报仇）一边摆弄着吉他，一边回答弹幕的问题，“今天不加班，今天准时下班”（然后又双叒叕加班了）。修吉他是件辛苦活，上弦的时候遇到了不少困难（Inga：我好累啊）。弦，弹了出来，吓了一跳。这时DD居然表示“更担心吉他”（其实更关心驴宝）。由于操作难度之高，Inga希望能有第三只手能来帮忙，“有没有人能借我一个手啊——”。

Today’s streaming started with chit chats, including lemon pie, attacking Paryi-Mama with Niniko and a piece of blurted-out Gachi-koi-kojo. Besides, Inga even posted a gag-picture of being embraced by Nano accidentally. (It’s not.) The guitar must be fixed today! (A revenge for scissors.) “No overtime today, I’ll be off duty on time.” Inga replied to bullet chats, fiddling with her guitar. (However, she worked an extra shift again as usual.) It’s a hard work to fix the guitar, especially when Inga tried to install the strings. (Inga: I’m so tired.) She was taken aback when a guitar string bounced up suddenly, while at this moment, DDs said that they were more worried about the guitar, compared with Inga. (It's actually quite the opposite.) Due to the difficult operational requirements, Inga wished to have another hand to do a favor, “Can anyone lend me a hand literally——”

开播将近40分钟，终于修好了第一根弦。剪断了第二根弦开始换，有了第一次的经验，修第二根弦的时候便信心满满，“这次要让他成功，一次性做好它！”第一次的经验效果卓越，第二根弦的更换只花了不到一半的时间。试着弹了弹上好的弦，因为多是低音，结果被弹幕吐槽是死亡重金属。在换第四跟弦的时候钳子差点也去世了（工具杀手预定），还好钳子桑比较坚强，活下来了。顺道怀念了一下牺牲的剪刀桑。

Inga finally got the first string installed after nearly 40 minutes and set about the second one. With the experience of first string, Inga had great confidence this time, “I’ll make it in one go!” And it turned out to be so, less than half of the time was taken, compared with the first time. Inga tired to play the installed guitar strings while being called Death-Metal as complaints, for they’re bass strings. The pliers almost died when changing the forth string, (A tool killer qualified.) Fortunately, that pair of pliers was tough enough to survive. By the way, let’s pay our respect to the scissors, which has been sacrificed last time.

剩下的弦比较细，难度和危险系数都有所上升。——“啊，我的手的皮掉了，牙白，吉他好可怕”。终于，在开播90多分钟后终于戴上了手套，并且表示手套真的很好用。经过一小时四十多分钟的努力之后，吉他的弦终于全部换好了！（YADAZE！）

Difficulty and risk increased for the rest of the strings were much more slender. “Ouch! My finger scratched, guitar is so fearsome!” Inga put on a pair of gloves after over 90 minutes of streaming and found it really convenient to use. Finally, all the guitar strings got installed by Inga’s effort of more than one hour and forty minutes. (Fantastic! )

开始调音啦~！在弹幕大佬们的指导之下，开始调音。因为耳机挡住了吉他所以把耳机线咬住，说话的声音像是在偷吃什么东西（Awsl）。很快，两个小时就要到了，没能成功弹唱的Inga表示非常遗憾。于是，非常自然地开始加班。终于修好了吉他的Inga立刻跑去蝎子的直播间开始DD，甚至连线了开始问答。钢琴二胡和小提琴，会三种乐器三门语言的天才浣熊是也！

Start tuning with the guidance from bullet chats! Inga bit the earphone line for it hindered the guitar, which

made her voice sound like eating something in the sly. (AWSL.) Two hours passed quickly, Inga felt quite pity for failing to sing and play the guitar. Therefore, she worked overtime naturally and started DD time in Haruka’s stream room as soon as finishing the guitar repair. Inga even conducted a Q&A with Haruka by voice chat. What a genius racoon Inga is, that is able to use three languages and play three musical instruments of piano, erhu fiddle and violin.

试着弹唱了摇篮曲《Twinkle Twinkle Little Star》，一边看谱一边谈弹唱的样子好可爱！！！显然直接上手弹唱还有些难度，于是找了弹唱的曲子跟唱来练习和声。一转歌回（《The Loneliest Girl》《Round & Laundry》(洗衣房之歌)《》等。）最后，在经典的ED中，混进去了奇怪的声音（吹吸管、吹泡泡），今天的直播——结束啦~~

Inga tired to sing the lullaby Twinkle Twinkle Little Star with guitar playing at the same time. Inga was so adorable when she strove to read the music score and sang with the guitar. Obviously it’s not easy to get started with singing and playing the guitar directly, thus Inga found some songs for guitar to practice the harmony, such as The Loneliest Girl, Round & Laundry and Rokutōsei-no-yoru. At last, some weird sound(blowing the straw, blowing bubbles in the water) was mixed in the classic ending song. It’s the end of today’s streaming~~

3.31 与nano贴贴

可怜的inga开局就惨遭pua，观众也看不下去，都赞同把nuko叉出去，支持正义执行。

Our poor Inga was attacked by Nuko, the pick-up artist, just as she started her streaming. The audience got “Fed up” with his comment and reach a consensus that Nuko must be dragged out and that he should receive the punishment of Justice.

在高雅动人的音乐声中，我们的天使nano出现在了屏幕里，她就像童话里美丽的天使，用洁白的翅膀把所有人裹在怀里，不让任何一人受到一丝丝的伤害。天使，千万不要告诉我你的名字不然我会爱上你(啊，这里是因果周报啊，抱歉)

不仅是我们届到了，因果也届到了，原来nano一直都有看她的直播，甚至跟唱。那么现在，来吧因果，开始你的恋口上！

With the elegant and touching sound of music, our angel Nano appeared on the screen. She was like a beautiful angel in a fairy tale, wrapping everyone in her arms with her white wings and not letting anyone suffer from any harm. Angel, don't tell me your name or I'll fall in love with you. (Oops, it’s Inga’s column here)

Not only we were satisfied, but also Inga. It turns out that Nano has been watching her stream and even singing along with her! So now, go ahead and start your ガチ恋口上 !

或许是过于激动能够相遇，两人便感激起了帕里妈妈，帕里妈妈是好人！(-30)，气氛铺垫完毕，因果鼓起勇气说出了名台词:“DNA▶️”。但试炼仍没有结束，nano还有问题:“xx和nano选哪个”，渣驴毫不犹豫的选择了“nano”，而后便出现了糖分爆炸的这一幕。

Perhaps they were too excited to meet each other, and they were grateful to Paryi Mama, Paryi Mama is a good person! (-30), anyway the atmosphere is ready, Inga gathered her courage to say the famous lines: "DNA▶️". But the trial wasn't over. There was still a question about Nano: "XX or Nano?" The player donkey chose "Nano" without hesitation, and then this sweet scene appeared as follows.

之后两人聊到了老大哥……等等，老大哥是谁?真不熟。

我们只认识inga和nano两个，其他人绝对不认识！从已知的情报看，老大哥只是因果的anti罢了，不用为老大哥感到不值(滑稽)。话说有没有大佬扩充下这张关系图的内容！

Later they talked about Saki, the Big Brother... Wait a second, who's Saki? Never mind! We didn’t know her either. We only know inga and Nano! From what we know, Big Brother is just an anti of Inga. Don't feel sorry for her (smile). By the way, are there anyone to expand the chart below?

关于fcup是f cup还是fake cup，弹幕进行了长时间的探讨与辩论，nano似懂非懂，不过重点是——受到nano圣光普照的dd们想要inga把“装甲”借给nano，真是太温柔了啊大家。

There was a long discussion and debate about whether the F Cup was an F Cup or a Fake Cup. Nano seemed to understand a little bit, but the point was -- the DDs inspired by Nano wanted Inga to lend her "armor" to Nano. We were so kind, weren’t we?

大的要来了，inga用唱歌的方式念完了“恋口上”，nano害羞到扭成雨刮器。读完后两人互道喜欢，ingono党狂喜！这就为两人的婚礼佐证。

主啊,我们来到你的面前,目睹祝福这对进入神圣婚姻殿堂的男女.照主旨意,二人合为一体,恭行婚礼终身偕老,地久天长; 从此共喜走天路,互爱,互助,互教,互信;天父赐福盈门;使夫妇均沾洪恩;圣灵感化;敬爱救主;一生一世主前颂扬。

在婚约即将缔成时,若有任何阻碍他们结合的事实,请马上提出,或永远保持缄默。我命令你们在主的面前,坦白任何阻碍你们结合的理由。

nano，你是否愿意这个男子成为你的丈夫与他缔结婚约?无论疾病还是健康,或任何其他理由,都爱他,照顾他,尊重他,接纳他,永远对他忠贞不渝直至生命尽头?

inga,你是否愿意这个女人成为你的妻子与她缔结婚约?无论疾病还是健康,或任何其他理由,都爱她,照顾她,尊重她,接纳她,永远对她忠贞不渝直至生命尽头?

各位字幕组成员与观众们，你们是否都愿意为他们的结婚誓言做证?

Then here came “The wedding”. After Inga finished the ガチ恋口上 through singing, Nano was so shy that she almost turned into a windshield wiper. Then the two said they loved each other, and the Ingono Party was ecstatic! This was the evidence for their wedding.

Lord, we have come before you to witness and bless this man and woman entering into holy matrimony. By the will of the Lord, they have joined in one body, married in honor, and grown old together for ever; From then on, they take the road of heaven, love each other, help each other, teach each other, trust each other; Heavenly father bless of prosperity; Make couples even with grace; The holy spirit influence; Love the Savior; Praise before the Lord all my life.

When the engagement is about to be concluded, if there be any thing which may hinder their union, speak up at once, or remain silent forever. I command you to confess before the Lord any reason that prevents you from joining together.

Nano, do you take this man to be your husband and to be engaged to him? To love him, to care for him, to honor him, to receive him, and to remain faithful to him till the end of life, in sickness and in health, or for any other reason?

Inga, do you take this woman to be your wedded wife? To love her, to care for her, to honor her, to receive her, and to remain faithful to her in sickness and in health, and for all other reasons, till the end of life?

Members of the caption team and the audience, would you all like to bear witness to their wedding vows?

在经典的“落水救人”问题里，inga非常高情商的进行了回击，至于答案是什么，这里不能说，大家千万别学渣驴，要做个好孩子！完成了最后试炼的inga，成功与nano合体变身成为“牵丝驴”，并激动到自杀。

In the classic question of "Save the drowning", INGA responded with high emotional intelligence. As for the answer, it is impossible to say here. Please don't follow Inga the donkey and be a good boy! After finishing the final test, Inga successfully merged with Nano and turned into a 牵丝驴, and was so excited that she committed suicide.

4.1驴人节

单推inga小可爱，inga是谁不认识

在漫长的op结束后，竟然出现了与inga初配信时同样的画面，画面中除了中间留下的一个小孔，其余地方全部是黑的。大家正疑惑时，inga出现了，她慢慢出现在小孔里，露出了她的驴耳朵（？）

Love Inga only, my little sweetie ; see Inga-- who is she?

By the time the loooooong OP ended, the scene somehow tended to be the same as Inga’s first streaming, where the whole screen was dark except a small visible fenestra in the central area. When everyone was still in confusion, Inga came to the stage,appeared gradually and then her donkey ears were exposed(?)

原来是驴宝来了！她回应了DD们的呼唤，打开了直播页面，成功收获了弹幕如潮的“草”。从开麦后，驴宝说了句“驴人节快乐”后就笑到停不下来。

“今天是驴小姐的首播”，说完后，驴宝居然正经地开始做起了自我介绍。不过自我介绍的内容可一点也不正经。

Here came the Lv Bao! As a response to the calls from DDs, she opened up the full scene of the streaming and bullet screen comments of ‘kusa’ flooded in. Lv Bao greeted with ‘happy donkey fool’s day’ and could not stop laughing since micro-phone enabled.

‘Today is the debut of Miss Donkey!’, then she actually started to do the self-introduction seriously. However, the contents of the self-introduction was not serious at all.

不会写裤字的丈育主播

迫害自己：指当场改名纪代驴宝；

迫害妈妈：指妈妈为太阳神；

迫害姐妹：指说妹妹是秋裤。

唱完一首《My Dearest》后，介绍抽鼻子的大家时突然一转绘画回。老大哥便便龙，妮妮独角兽角，蝎子泡酒，三月秋裤，全部开始抽象！经sc建议后，驴宝直接将妮妮的角接在屎态龙下面，变成了冰淇淋（草）

An illiteracy streamer who could not write character ‘裤’

Joke on herself : Change name to 纪代驴宝(Kiyo Lv Bao)

Joke on Paryi Mama : Call him God of Sun（太阳神）

Joke on siblings : Say that younger sister is thermal underwear（秋裤）

After singing the song My Dearest, Lv Bao started to introduce the members of chobits-live, but suddenly it turned to be in form of drawing. In her scribbles, the Big Brother Saki was a dragon shaped like poo-poo, Niniko was a corn of unicorn, Haruka was the animal medicated wine made with scorpion, Mitsuki was thermal underwear(chill-cool), all creations were in the art style of abstract. Suggested by a SC, Lv Bao connected the corn of Niniko to the bottom of poo-poo dragon and it became an ice-cream!(kusa)

灵魂上色后，才想起妈妈还没画，给帕里妈妈画了个好人脸，还写上好人两字。

It was when the colorization of soul style was done Inga noticed that the art for Paryi Mama was not there yet. She drew a face of nice person(好人) for Mama and wrote down characters of “好人”on it.

画完妈妈后又给01画了入土照。

Then she drew the photo of grave for 01.

希望驴宝下播后没事

Hope that Lv Bao could still be safe and sound after the streaming

还为了感谢刚出道就有字幕组，所以挑选了字幕组成员（组长）一坨胖墨鱼来成为驴加索的作品。

As an appreciation to the company of subtitle group since her debut, Inga picked up one of the members(the leader actually), 一坨胖墨鱼, to become the theme of one of the Lvcasso’s creations.

充满智慧的眼神

The eyes full of wisdom

为了掩盖自己的罪行，驴宝又一转歌回，用身体挡住画作的鉴。唱《show yourself》时多次绷不住笑场，唱完后又给画作增加了亿点点小细节。比如给正在直播间抽巧克力的老大哥saki重新上黑色，用墨鱼的墨汁喷上去，并重画了太阳（邪）神，增加了新dlc角色，河童锤子。

To conceal the ‘crimes’ she committed, Lv Bao started to direct the streaming to a singing live, cunningly blocked and covered all of those creations with her body. During the singing of Show Yourself, she could not help laughing for many times. After that, she couldn’t wait to add on a bit more little details for her creations : repainted Saki, who was streaming the lucky draw of chocolates for audiences at the same time, with black,and the black color came from the ink of cuttlefish(一坨胖墨鱼); remade the God of Sun as a daimon; added on the new DLC character--Kappa Hammer.

托马斯太阳邪神

Thomas Daimon of Sun

唱完痛痛痛的《Unravel》后，驴宝开始写下直播的目标，本以为会正常的dd们太天真了，所有的目标全是在迫害兄弟姐妹：比如让蝎子做好人、已经实现了的跟nano结婚、穿秋裤、烤兔子、吃saki、喝蝎子酒（希望驴宝下播后一切安好）

介绍自己的喜欢和不喜欢的东西以后，驴宝终于速涂了一个自己：概念抽象派驴。

After the singing of Unravel was over, Lv Bao started to write down the targets of her streaming. The DDs in the stream living room thought that the contents would be normal and serious but the fact showed that they were just too naive. All of Lv Bao’s targets were the mental attacks on her siblings: make Haruka a nice person like Paryi; merry Nano, which was already achieved; wear the thermal underwear(Mitsuki); roaster rabbits(Paryi and Mitsuki); taste Saki; drink medicated wine made with scorpion(Haruka). (Take care, and wish you safe and sound after streaming, Lv Bao).

When the introduction of likes and dislikes was done, Lv Bao finally flash-drew herself-- a theoretical abstract donkey.

杂谈了那么久以后，又是一首inga初配信复刻曲《花に亡霊》。提到最后一首时，dd们呼声最高的《Rubia》来了！这次的发挥依旧很出色。

唱完歌的驴宝犹豫着准备下锅，被弹幕问到inga什么时候播，立即说道：“我帮你们叫她出来”，原来早就盘算着让inga来加班的意思。随后驴宝消失，换来了inga登场。

因果登场后没多久，dd们就开始思念驴宝，甚至有sc提出了奇怪的要求：让驴宝把dd们一个个踢出去（怪），因果只好又请出驴宝代播。

驴宝一回来就开始了别开生面的踢dd环节，随机抽取弹幕里的观众，或踢，或推，或吹，一个个送出直播间，DD原来全是抖M！

最后inga回归，吹起了咕噜咕噜的水泡泡把干脆面泡进水里后，唱完ed结束了今晚的直播。

Followed by the long chit chat session it was another singing remake of Inga’s debut 花に亡霊 . The last song was Rubia, which fulfilled most DD’s expectation, and the performance stayed in high level as before.

Then she was about to end the streaming that day but in hesitation. When asked by comment that when would Inga come, she answered that ‘I could help to call and make her come here’. Obviously, she had planned to ask Inga to work overtime.As a result,Lv Bao was out, and Inga took over the stage.

Not long after Lv Bao left, DDs started to miss her. And a strange request from DDs was raised : let Lv Bao kick all the DDs out one by one. Inga had no idea,and she could only ask Lv Bao appear again and take the place of her.

At the time when Lv Bao was back again, she started a strange but unique event off kicking DDs. She randomly selected the DDs who sent out the bullet screen comments, bade farewell to all of them and sent them out by kicking, pushing, or blowing. Seems that all the DDs in the the stream live room are masochism and enjoying it.

In the last part the streaming, Inga came back. She treated fans with the sound of boiling water rumble as a meme of fan’s nickname ‘snack noodles’. Then she ended the streaming while singing the ED.

4.3杂谈回

其实当时听说要写杂谈回的文案的时候我是拒绝的，因为，你不能让我写，我就马上去写（后来就被感化了）——神泪目太郎

NETA: Actually when I was asked to write a review of Inga’s chatting streaming, I refused, for I can’t write it right away on being required. (While shortly afterwards I was moved.) —— A tearful editor. (Along with a tearful translator.)

本场直播主要围绕着《四月是你的谎言》这一部经典青春番剧展开，有杂谈有歌声，有欢笑有泪水，当然了作为一头成熟的驴，Inga已经学会自己烤肉以及整活了。

This streaming was mainly about the classic youth anime named Your Lie in April, which was filled with chitchat, singing, laughter and tears. Certainly, as a mature donkey, Inga has learnt to interpret by herself and come up with ideas of trickery and prank.

开幕的bgm可以说是非同凡响，一首四月谎片头曲《七色シンフォニー》便奠定了这一次的主题与基调。简单闲聊一阵，直播间的镜头便转向了四月谎主题的催泪混剪（BV1Cb411W7RZ），配合作为该番剧ED的一首《オレンジ》，令人不禁潸然泪下。最初看番时候的那种感动，全部都回来了，在直播间里，粉碎成沙，入了泪眼，乱了心神。

An opening song of Your Lie in April named Nana-iro-shinfonī set the tone for today’s streaming. After a small talk, Inga turned the camera lens of stream room to an AMV of the anime, which moved the listeners to tears with the background music of Orenji. (Ending song of Anime.）The sentiment and emotion we felt when watching the anime has all come back immediately and melt to tears.

随着四月谎OP1，也就是把感动刻进DNA的《光るなら》，不少dd想必已经在心里默唱起来了吧“ki mi da yo ki mi na n da yo o shi e te ku re ta”而在这种氛围之下，展开而来的便是Inga的（自动烤肉）杂谈故事会。日语与英语混杂，随即又自己补充中文作为翻译，Inga谈起了自己学习乐器时候的经历，而这些经历据她所称也是她与四月谎这部番剧最能够引起精神共鸣的地方。

Presumably, many DDs has sung in the mind with the fist opening song Hikarunara, which has touched our DNA deeply, “ki mi da yo ki mi na n da yo o shi e te ku re ta.” In such a moving atmosphere, what came next was Inga’s story-telling session mixed with Japanese and English, in addition, she talked about her experience of learning musical instruments in Chinese as a supplement, which struck a responsive chord in her heart heavily.

驴子曰：“余幼时，欲学梵婀玲，然胡琴与钢琴并练，无闲时专心以习。转而思也，既有所欲，何不从耶？岂堪待老大时而徒伤悲耶？便习梵婀玲，至今日未绝。”在谈及最初学习乐器的阶段时，作为初学者难免会在一次又一次的失败中品尝挫折的滋味，驴子又云：“夫失败者，乃如入川必经之蜀道，未若登高相迎之山峦。”要问在自己的兴趣与事业、学业中做出抉择，驴子说：“但从心也，行之无妨也（Just Do It）”又问怎么看待四月谎这部作品，驴子又说：“虽侘寂也，唯无恨以留也。”

有诗云：“花开堪折直须折，莫待无花空折枝。”者是也。

Said Master Donkicius(Donkey+cius), “I intended to learn to play the violin when I was a kid, but I have practiced the erhu fiddle and piano at the same time, which resulted in being short of time for another musical instrument. While it occured to me that if I don’t follow my heart at this time, the only thing I can receive is regret when I grow up. Therefore I started my violin study since then.”

When the topic came to the difficulties that new hands may come across in primary stage of learning a musical instrument, Master Donkicius said, “Sweat is the lubricant of success and success grows out of struggles to overcome difficulties.”

When the topic came to the choice between one’s hobbies, career and study, Master Donkicius said, “Just follow your own heart and do it.”

When the topic came to Inga’s views on Your Lie in April, Master Donkicius said, “No grudge or regret was left in my desolate heart.”

As the poem says, “Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, and the same flower smiles today may be dying tomorrow.”

伴随着诸如CD特典歌曲《My Truth～ロンド・カプリチオーソ》以及感人插曲《For you～月の光が降り注ぐテラス》等bgm，Inga在接下来的时间里又带着dd们回味着四月谎中的各种小细节，各种名场面。不知道是哪根“驴筋”搭错了，在重温薰的书信这一名场面时，Inga以迅雷不及掩耳盗铃儿响叮当之势开始了整活，谁能想到，她竟然在用着小学生的语气念白着这些本来应该催泪的台词。这种场面让dd们切身体会了到了什么叫做物理意义上的“哭笑不得”，你说这个地方我该笑吧，但是这段都把咱幼小的玻璃心给刀成玻璃渣子了；你说我该哭吧，咱那不值一钱的眼泪就要不争气地流出来时又被您驴宝整的活给生生吸回去了。要问整活哪家强，直播间里找Inga。

In the next time, Inga, along with DDs, savoured the aftertastes of various kinds of tiny details and famous scenes in the anime, under the background music of touching episodes such as My Truth～rondo・kapurichioso and For you～tsuki no hikari ga furisosogu terasu. While unexpectedly, Inga started a prank when reviewing the notable scene of Kaori’s letter for Kousei, that she read those

affecting dialogues in a tone of primary school kid. As a consequence, DDs have truly understood the feeling of being able neither to cry nor to laugh literally, they were not able to laugh because their hearts have been broken by the anime scene, they were not able to cry neither because Inga’s so adorable and delightful. In brief, I would call Inga the strongest in terms of prank.

姑且算是作为整活摧残了dd们生理构造的赔罪，Inga演唱了两首歌，其中一首便是直叫人把“泪目”刷满弹幕的《光るなら》，一句“在黑暗中发光的话，就能成为星空”令无数青春男女为之沾巾；而另外一首《オレンジ》相比起来则更像是“报春不争春的冬梅”，在轻快明朗的曲调中，诉说絮叨着青春期淡淡的忧伤。

Tentatively as an apology for ruining DDs’ physiological structure, Inga sang two songs from Your Lie In April. Hikarunara came with countless comments of lacrimal eyes, “If we can make even the darkness shine, it will become a starry sky.” So much tears from the youth has been harvested by these lyrics. Moreover, another song Orenji narrated the pale sorrow in a supple tune just like a perfect costar.

两首歌曲的间隙，驴宝又整起了活来，模仿着老妈子的语气，“教训”起来各位dd们，令人直呼“阿伟是驴”

Lvbao made another trick in the interval between two songs, she chided DDs a lesson in a tone of stern mother. As a result, DDs passed away on the spot contentedly.

最后的一段时间里，请大家欣赏椅子先生带来的独奏节目《我锯我自己》（琴是晚上拉的，歌是晚上听的，人是早上走的

During the last time of today’s streaming, please enjoy a solo instrumental performance given by Mr. Chair, named Sawing Myself. (Playing the violin and listening to the music at night results in a peaceful death in the next morning.)

4.4 联动回因果&秋兔

Collaboration streaming : Inga and Mitsuki

一上来Inga就不停的强调自己是姐姐，秋兔是妹妹，接着还怂恿秋兔念陆游的《卧春》，甚至在秋兔念完之后还笑个不停，真是一头屑驴。然后又是帕里桑的女儿的传统艺能，说着帕里在among us，却讨论起了吃米饭和吃兔肉（断手警告）。

Started from the very beginning of the streaming live, Inga was continuously emphasizing that she was the elder one and Mitsuki was the younger sister. Then She abetted Mitsuki to read out the poem from Lu You(actually not), 《卧春》, and could not stopping laughing when successfully made Mitsuki finish it, what a mean donkey. Coming after was the traditional performance which all Paryi’s daughters were well-skilled in. Saying that ‘Paryi is busy with playing Among Us’,they somehow turned to discuss about having meals with rice and rabbits. (Arms off warning)

接下来就是p家混乱的贴贴，秋兔意外的支持Inga和Nano贴贴，屑姐姐却又开始调侃秋兔的昵称“秋裤”。当被问到晚上吃了什么，Inga果断回答：麻辣兔头（惨 payri 惨），而且理直气壮的解释浣熊就是会吃兔子的（可是驴不吃兔子啊）。弹幕正义的审判到来了，当被问到是驴肉好吃还是兔子好吃时，弹幕一边倒的回答“驴肉好吃”。Payri迫害完成后，轮到老大哥saki受难了。今天的Inga屑语不断，在讨论联动什么游戏的时候，又和秋兔说我在吃粉色兔子，还给她发了图片。

Next part showed the messy love-love intimacy relationship map of family P. It was surprising that Mitsuki showed support to the close relationship between Inga and Nano. However, as a response, Inga, the bad elder sister, joked on Mitsuki’s nickname of chill-cool(thermal underwear). When asked about what she had for dinner, she answered in time with no hesitation: Spicy Rabbit Head,(God mercy the poor Paryi) and she explained courageously with sufficient reason that raccoon would eat rabbits in nature (But donkey wouldn’t). When the Paryi’s turn was over, it was the big brother Saki to suffer the attack from Inga. Inga on that day just kept throwing out those words of the wicked. During the discussion about what games to play in collaboration streaming, she mentioned again that she was having the meal of pink rabbit and send the picture to Mitsuki.

游戏讨论完毕，又开始迫害saki老大哥，结果Inga和秋兔被吐槽“驴兔为奸”。结果干脆面们的才华就开始发挥了出来，各种自创的成语和诗词，使得因果连连求饶。联动的最后草莓佬在问什么时候结婚，却被inga矢口否认要结婚，表示没有爱情在这里。

After the discussion on games, together they started to ridicule the big brother Saki again, and what they had done was described as ‘the donkey worked hand in glove with the rabbit’(驴兔为奸). Then the ideas of innovation from fans were inspired. As the creations of those ideas, plenty of Chinese idioms and poems went out. Inga could not handle and understand all those things, so she could only surrender and beg for mercy. At last, one of the fans 草莓佬 asked that when was the date of her marriage. However that scene was fully denied by Inga, saying that the flowers of love would not bloom here.

虽然有点疲劳，但是这头敬业的驴在联动结束后还是练了歌，才在ed中下了锅。今天居然没有加班，真是奇迹。

Even though she felt a little bit tired, Inga, the hard-working donkey, still practiced singing songs, then ended the streaming with ED. No working overtime, what a miracle day.